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The Writing Commandments (Part 1)

May 7, 2013

  1. Thou shalt not procrastinate on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Vine, YouTube, Pinterest, and various online games and thenst complain of there being “No Time To Write.”
  2. Thou shalt not read Dan Brown.
  3. Thou shalt not harass agents over Twitter – this includes telling them your book is awesome and they should really take a look at it. They’ll just hate you. They’ve heard it all before and they won’t entertain it. Approach them how they want to be approached. And wow them with your natural PAZZAZ.
  4. Thou shalt not scream at family members / friends / lovers whenst they come into the room and break your concentration / ask you a question / give you attention. They love you. Give them a break. They’re not psychic.
  5. Thou shalt not go all ‘Jack Torrence’ – take a break. Take a walk. Go outside. Breathe. Regroup. Don’t try to kill your family with an axe.

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